Stoked & Bespoke Stone Skimming Personal Training

Our Mission

Woah dude, welcome to the next 5½ weeks of your life!
YEAH!

With our training regimen, you'll be skipping stones 2, maybe even 3 times!


Our company started one quiet afternoon on a lakeside when our founder Chucko said to Barry,
"Bro, watch me skim this pebble like 5 times."
A friendship was turned into a hugely successful multi-dollar business. The rest is, like, history, bro.

Plans & Pricing

At BIG KAHUNA, we're committed to keep you and your wallet at peak performance!

Premium

£94.95/hour
Our base rate, bro!!
No need to worry about the quality of your training when you know you're getting what you pay for.

Premium PLUS

£94.95/hr + £599.97 up front
Choose your trainer from a hat full of names, at your expense!
Three chances to get the coach you want!
Non-refundable, the coaches whose names are discarded will be sad you didn't wanna be their friend.

Economy

£29.94/hour
The ISSF said this price bracket is mandatory to comply with their accessibility regulations.
More or less the same as the other plans, but you won't get taught any special moves or get to hang out with us after practise. Also, you gotta bring your own stones and forfeit your ownership when they land in our water.

Hover on the pictures to Meet the Team

Jimbledon O'MacStevenson Jr. III

SPEED
POWER
STYLE
IMPROV
Special Move: Tennis Slam Splash

Crazy "CJ" Jerry

SPEED
POWER
STYLE
IMPROV
Special Move: CURRENTLY UNKNOWN

Jocko

SPEED
POWER
STYLE
IMPROV
Special Move: Touchdown!!

"Quarter Past" Keith

SPEED
POWER
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Special Move: Muck Scream

Absolutely no idea, who is this dude?

SPEED
POWER
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IMPROV
Special Move: ❔❓❔❓

Skip Stone

SPEED
POWER
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Special Move:
Ol' Reliable